You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex T-Shirt kokomo Stylized bowling pin line art

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You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Unisex T-Shirt kokomo Stylized bowling pin line artSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red