I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Three yellow rectangular bars contain

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

Bold golden-brown block text reads "THE PALMS" above smaller text reading "IN THE JUNGLE

Rounded retro cream text reads "GO HIKING" inside a bordered banner

Selling antiques you personally owned in the 1500s while keeping a katana under your trenchcoat is peak small business energy

Teams like the River Snipes gave Columbus something to rally around long before the modern game forgot places like it

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Long Sleeve T-Shirt honolulu Three yellow rectangular bars containCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed