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" and "SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIA

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" A cartoon wolf in a teal blazer and red-and-white striped shirt grins while holding a martini glass with blue bubbles rising from it

Bold white serif text reading "BICKLE CAB CO

and green backpack standing among evergreens

I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt seattle " and "SACRAMENTO CALIFORNIANutcrackers quoting Big Pun is the kind of unhinged holiday energy that proves culture peaked in 1998. A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble, but here we are. The Details: A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat, green and red uniform, gold epaulets, and dark boots, standing on white snow among green evergreen trees. Bold white