Perkis Power - Women's T-Shirt aspen Edison electrocuted an elephant to

Edison electrocuted an elephant to win an argument about wiring

and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever

A vintage cartoon lettuce character wearing a black top hat marked with a red "S" and a floating red halo strides forward in red shorts

Distressed white block text reads "I RUN" on the first line

with white text reading "ON THE BEACH" to the right

Perkis Power - Women's T-Shirt aspen Edison electrocuted an elephant toLunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, and the man responsible genuinely believes his cardio regime will unite the globe. Camp Hope never stood a chance against a pink unitard and a messiah complex. Inspired by Heavyweights. The Details: Pink block text with white outlines reading "PERKIS" arches above a cartoon illustration of Tony Perkis in a magenta unitard, arms outstretched holding dumbbells in a Vitruvian Man pose, centered over a blue