You Old Sailor You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL with a distressed cockatoo illustration

with a distressed cockatoo illustration perched at the upper left of a yellow inverted triangle bordered by a red diagonal stripe

Nobody runs a dessert business with that level of menace and a perfectly maintained truck

Two gray quadcopter drones with red and green navigation lights hover among white clouds and small stars above the lettering

Rage requires energy

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

You Old Sailor You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL with a distressed cockatoo illustrationChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"