I Graduated Without Becoming a Communist Mug Presidential history America Back-to-Back World War Champs

America Back-to-Back World War Champs design

We've been doing it for nearly two decades and we don't plan on stopping anytime soon

all-purpose tri-blend tank

Featuring a definitely-not-approved version of their logo and their unspoken motto

You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

I Graduated Without Becoming a Communist Mug Presidential history America Back-to-Back World War ChampsYou have done it. You have graduated. An accomplishment to be sure considering this feat was done while staying comparatively immune to the opinion that civilization must be smashed upon the rocks of Marxian revolution and recreated as a communist postmodern utopia. All this despite countless hours of circlejerk lectures by self important scholastic shut ins inside their weird authoritarian conclave. Well done. Ceramic Dishwasher and microwave safe