I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold distressed black block text

Bold distressed black block text reads "BRONCO BOWL" at top

and the storefront is a condemned cabin you never leave

Slapping "old school" over a literal one-room schoolhouse is the kind of joke that works because it refuses to acknowledge it's a joke

Somewhere a Fremen travel agent is laughing into his stillsuit

varying black serif and italic text reads "New Haven

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold distressed black block textChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,