Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text across the midsection reads "GUYABEETUS

Smaller text below reads "Southern California Trolley League

Bold red block letters spelling "LANES" appear on rectangular tile shapes overlapping the lower edge of the ball

Going gray is the only lifestyle choice where people still ask if you've "tried doing something about it

blue block text reads "MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL CLUB

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Bold white uppercase sans-serif textTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.