If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb flanked by red

flanked by red

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

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the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

Distressed yellow text reads "HOME OF THE OLD 96ER" with white text reading "LAKE PECHOGGIN

If You Ain't First You're Last - 11oz Coffee Mug rr_track_mvb flanked by redGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.