Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pittsfield Large decorative text reads "Jack

Large decorative text reads "Jack Dempsey's" with blue drop-cap initials and red script

Every other version leaves out the part where nobody remembers the blinds and the cigar is decorative at best

Bernie's sunglasses are doing more acting than most living people manage on vacation

" White text reads "Protecting the Best Bikes in the Whole World

flanked by "19" and "01

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pittsfield Large decorative text reads "JackOrdering a phased plasma rifle at a strip mall gun shop is the most deadpan retail interaction in sci fi history. Filling a requisition form from 2029 at a Reagan era counter is just grocery shopping with a kill list. Inspired by The Terminator. The Details: Stacked left aligned white geometric sans serif text reads "PHASED PLASMA RIFLE IN THE 40 WATT RANGE," with "IN THE" set noticeably smaller than the surrounding lines. Select letters carry thin