Here For The Hot Dogs and Freedom - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:L " Bold distressed white block

" Bold distressed white block letters read "HOMEWORK & REPORTS" above a golden-yellow banner with dark text reading "service

Arched distressed purple serif text reads "Mount Vernon" above large purple script lettering reading "Kings

A burgundy corporate-style "ML" monogram sits beside "Rent-A-Car" and "MARATHON" in large dark text at the bottom

Earning your patch in the Loners Rebels BC requires surviving Large Marge and confirming the Alamo has no basement

Inspired by Jurassic Park

Here For The Hot Dogs and Freedom - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:L " Bold distressed white blockBald eagles appear on currency, courthouses, and war memorials, but this one is dive bombing a cookout like it's a matter of national security. Listing freedom second after hot dogs is the most honest ranking of Fourth of July priorities ever published. The Details: A blue vintage hand drawn ink illustration of a bald eagle with wings spread wide clutches a hot dog in a bun, surrounded by scattered red and blue stars. Bold, curved red hand lettered