Thou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake Sticker occult sweater Rendered in a dark

Rendered in a dark

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

earthy and grounding

the forbidden invitation

Featuring the official logo of The Alibi Room Bookstore on the chest and a striking graphic of a noir-inspired femme fatale on the back

Thou Hast the Soul of a Damp Teacake Sticker occult sweater Rendered in a darkSome insults whisper. This one simmers. Featuring a delightfully unbothered Shakespearean skeleton mid meditation (tea in hand, stars aligned, absolutely judging you), this sticker delivers one of the Bards most beautifully specific burns: Thou hast the soul of a damp teacake. Its poetic. Its unnecessary. Its devastating. Perfect for: Water bottles that deserve personality Laptops that tolerate mediocrity Notebooks filled with dramatic thoughts Or