Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

It was a declaration that the city had a future worth investing in

Cream cursive script below reads "Merrill" above an illustrated baseball bat and an oval "Louisville Slugger" logo

bringing Class C baseball to a small industrial town already humming with ambition

Naming a roller rink Ups-N-Downs in Escondido was either brutally honest marketing or a liability waiver disguised as a brand

Smartass University - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"