Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Rough white hand-scrawled text below

Rough white hand-scrawled text below reads "WONDERBOY" in uneven mixed uppercase letters with a childlike

" Hand-drawn text at the bottom reads "East 93rd & Sandusky

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

Jerry Mitchell probably got a loyalty discount

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Rough white hand-scrawled text belowLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered