My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Bold red block text reads

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

Every summer they gave that community something to believe in under wooden grandstands

two olive-green pine trees

Killian really needed to revisit his hiring process

Arched white text reads "SANTA ANA

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Bold red block text readsSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and