American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria curling two gray dumbbells at

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

Inspired by the air duct scene featuring John McClane from Die Hard

Elegant navy script reads "The Sea Gull" above serif capitals reading "HOTEL POOL AND CABANA COLONY

A red illustration depicts Cyrus with arms outstretched

and unforgettable quotes from the iconic film

American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria curling two gray dumbbells atApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple