Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal - 11oz Coffee Mug baseball Strands of multicolored Christmas lights

Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

rendered in a weathered style with star-pattern hubcaps

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal - 11oz Coffee Mug baseball Strands of multicolored Christmas lightsTommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect. Gangster Christmas greetings hit different when delivered with the proper artillery backing. Inspired by Home Alone. The Details: A sprig of green holly with red berries is centered at the top. The phrase 'Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal' is written below in a white, ornate script. A white silhouette of a submachine gun rests beneath the text. The Specs: