Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon distressed white rounded text reads

distressed white rounded text reads "Back Up

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

Reverend Brown sampling an adultery anthem and flipping it into a sermon is the most confident hustle in the history of storefront ministry

Curling blue-and-white illustrated wave arcs over two figures in a vintage hand-drawn style

Retiring a jersey for a kid who showed up on a Harley with a cigarette dangling from his lip is exactly the kind of ceremony Buttermaker's squad deserves

Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon distressed white rounded text readsNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts