Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL and colorful toppings

and colorful toppings

Nobody escapes that stare

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

Multicolored cartoon piñata in the shape of a burro

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL and colorful toppingsChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a