Mind If I Smoke? - Women's T-Shirt Size:L A distressed illustration depicts an

A distressed illustration depicts an erupting volcano with red plume clouds

Inspired by Dwight Schrute & Cousin Mos Schrute's beet farm in The Office

Financed by mobster Bugsy Siegel

Inspired by the air duct scene featuring John McClane from Die Hard

a detailed theropod skeleton in a walking pose faces right

Mind If I Smoke? - Women's T-Shirt Size:L A distressed illustration depicts anAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid