Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Inspired by RoboCop

Inspired by RoboCop

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

Some restaurants fed people

Eagles clutching arrows and olive branches is the visual equivalent of a firm handshake that lasts two seconds too long

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Inspired by RoboCopRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon