Americans Not American'ts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fav2000 and roller skates perches atop

and roller skates perches atop a wooden signpost

vintage texture applied across the lettering

and classic comedy that never gets old

" "Insurance

A larger ornate serif font with a decorative capital "O" reads "OKAYEST" in weathered white ink below

Americans Not American'ts - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fav2000 and roller skates perches atopSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split