Mile High Club Official Member - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Klopeks never stood a chance

Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

A black ship's helm wheel appears at the top with a yellow and blue ribbon banner reading "REUBEN E

A decorative swoosh underline in matching distressed white curves beneath "Felicia

A golden-yellow dragon coils around a vintage rounded tour bus labeled "EGG FOO YONG TOURS

Mile High Club Official Member - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Klopeks never stood a chanceEarning military style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self assessment in aviation history. The FAA doesn't sanction it, but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official. The Details: Outlined distressed white block letters read "MILE HIGH" across the top. A winged emblem centers a circular badge containing male and female restroom style stick figure silhouettes,