Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Smaller distressed white text below

Smaller distressed white text below reads "25410 Marguerite Pkwy

Cam-Ark Roller Rink had better graphic design than your entire city

Arched golden-yellow outlined text reads "PHILIPSBURG" above large bold serif lettering "BURGERS

Retiring number 9 for a guy who showed up sixteen years late swinging a bat carved from a lightning strike is peak baseball mythology

he's just proving he hasn't quit yet

Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Smaller distressed white text belowPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow