El Guapo Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and A with black club

and A with black club and spade suit symbols

I'm no dummy

with a baseball as the nucleus at the top and a yellow star at the bottom

White cursive script reads "Fuckin'" above chrome-style blue gradient block lettering reading "RAD" with a reflective metallic effect

Two smaller crossed bats frame white text reading "Since" with "1989" in red

El Guapo Tequila - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and A with black clubBranding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons. Jefe is nodding along, pretending he understands the marketing strategy. Inspired by Three Amigos. The Details: Golden tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering, flanked by decorative scrollwork. A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face