My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Sweatshirt mob and overlapping orbital rings dotted

and overlapping orbital rings dotted with electrons

Doubling down on eleven is Vegas gospel when Trent's the one preaching it

ILLINOIS" with "Class C Baseball" and "Established 1897" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic pyramid mascot in golden yellow holding a baseball glove

Distressed golden-yellow condensed sans-serif text reads "SHE'S INTO MALAKAS

Golden-yellow script below reads "Sausage King of Chicago" with decorative underline accents

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Unisex Sweatshirt mob and overlapping orbital rings dottedListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with