Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt mexican all rendered in a distressed

all rendered in a distressed vintage style

Nothing says hero ship like a Winnebago with outstanding debt to Pizza the Hutt

Booking a world tour for a man whose entire career lasted one butchered national anthem is exactly the kind of commitment Frank Drebin would respect

or just appreciating peak retro television charm

flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow Cobra Kai snake logo

Jack Burton 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt mexican all rendered in a distressedRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon