The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Women's T-Shirt dd stands in a pitching stance

stands in a pitching stance holding a baseball

Distressed white illustration of an old-fashioned hauling truck sits beneath curved text reading "FAMILY OWNED SINCE 1885

and it does it without a copay or a waiting list

Bold white retro bubble lettering reads "WHAT'S POPPIN'" across two stacked lines

Blaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation

The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Women's T-Shirt dd stands in a pitching stanceLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below