Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt oklahoma " and "FRONCH CUISINE" with

" and "FRONCH CUISINE" with smaller text listing "FRONCH FRIES • FRONCH DRESSING • FRONCH BREAD

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

Beating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon

"BOWL CAFE" in the center

The trick is to undercook the onions

Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt oklahoma " and "FRONCH CUISINE" withSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"