The Machos | White & Teal Mirrored Sunglasses show subscribe option We're not saying you'll sell

We're not saying you'll sell platinum records

but you know they're just jealous of your sex festival

that's what a snapback hat is for

Featuring a classic horseshoe pattern on a bold yellow backdrop

Wrap it up and get your pre-party started

The Machos | White & Teal Mirrored Sunglasses show subscribe option We're not saying you'll sellWearing white frame sunglasses, for the most part, make you look like a mall rat circa '08. That's why we decided to reinvent the game with these white & teal mirrored retro sunglasses. In order to make sure the white frames do not label anyone wearing these as "the guy that usually wears a Tapout shirt," we did some scientific research. Jayme, our intern, acted as our control variable. Now Jayme isn't very cool, but we realized these teal blade