You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " and "MARION

" and "MARION

Grabbing your crotch in an Albuquerque parking garage is just saying my name with choreography

" Smaller dark navy text below reads "Finest and Largest Roller Skating Rink in Los Angeles

Nobody ordered the philosophy

Mandatory uniform for the cookout's resident character

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " and "MARIONSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below