Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red a mustache

a mustache

above large gold serif lettering reading "ABRAHAM DRINKIN'

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

surrounded by Memphis-style geometric shapes including a blue triangle

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red a mustacheStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit