Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White cursive script reads "Rubes"

White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

and Woodlawn

Curved golden-yellow script text with black outlines below reads "Riverside Dons

Original branding reimagined by m00nshot for the lost baseball teams of yesteryear for which mostly nothing exists

White sans-serif text below reads "THE SINGER" followed by smaller golden-olive text reading "THE GUY WITH THE BEAUTIFUL VOICE

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White cursive script reads "Rubes"Paradise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming