Adams College Homecoming 1984 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Calling a martini a "little

Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag

Small white serif text at the bottom reads "ADVENTURE SERIES

Curved golden-yellow text along the bottom reads "THE WORLD IS YOURS

" followed by horizontal stripes in green

Delusional optimism is just regular optimism with better stories

Adams College Homecoming 1984 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Calling a martini a "littleGreek Games rigged by jock fraternities only work until Lambda Lambda Lambda shows up with belching contests and violin solos. Ogre's entire social hierarchy collapsing in real time is the purest comedy of the decade. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Yellow dotted border lines frame bold white slab serif text reading "ADAMS COLLEGE" above "HOMECOMING" in the same style. Chunky yellow angular lettering reads "GREEK GAMES" with a lightning