Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Tank Top Size:M emotional request and pins it

emotional request and pins it to the wall where it can’t be ignored

This shirt feels like something you might have discovered while wandering through a busy mall

• Looking like you belong at a vineyard… but not behaving like it

• Vaping with the boys in the woods

• Offices that definitely aren’t corporate

Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Tank Top Size:M emotional request and pins itWhen the sleeves come off, the survival instincts get worse. This black tank top is built for deep woods behavior, reckless summer energy, and the kind of camping trip where nobody packed correctly but everybody brought fireworks. Across the chest, in bold lettering that feels less like a joke and more like a warning to nearby wildlife, it says: DONT ASK ME HOW I WIPE, BECAUSE I DONT. Lightweight, breathable, and deeply concerning, this tank top is