Santa’s Second Favorite Felon – Long Sleeve Shirt Eco Friendly Bag These hand-painted high top Converse

These hand-painted high top Converse feature a neon-lit private eye caught mid-thought — cigarette smoke curling into a city skyline glowing in electric pinks

Whether you’re stepping out of the shower or setting the vibe for guests who already think you’re suspicious

Like you wake up one version of yourself and end the day somewhere else entirely—somewhere harder to explain

Subtle to strangers

This sturdy canvas tote features the haunting phrase “Home is where the heart beats beneath the floorboard” in bold

Santa’s Second Favorite Felon – Long Sleeve Shirt Eco Friendly Bag These hand-painted high top ConverseMeet the perfect holiday long sleeve for the mischievous, the chaotic good, and the ones who definitely arent making the Nice List this year. Whether youre pairing it with the Santas Favorite Felon shirt for the ultimate matching set or wearing it solo with pride, this design brings the perfect mix of Christmas cheer and criminal charm. Printed on a cozy, premium long sleeve youll want to live in all season, this shirt is soft, durable, and guaranteed