Weapons of Grass Destruction - Unisex T-Shirt alton Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

and brown with distressed texture

stitched into summer evenings and local pride long before the major leagues cast their shadow

A large distressed white collegiate number "9" sits to the right with heavy weathered texture

Generations of families rolled frames in a place that felt like hallowed ground

Weapons of Grass Destruction - Unisex T-Shirt alton Arched distressed white block textGolf divots classified as war crimes would honestly explain why the course marshal drives around like he's on patrol. Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference. The Details: A white distressed illustration of a golf bag on stand legs with multiple clubs protruding sits above the text, angled slightly. Stencil style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters, "GRASS" in