Umium Element T-Shirt | Periodic Table of Confusion Size:L rathskeller

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Each shirt comes with a complimentary reusable coffee cup and scientifically accurate reasons to be concerned

Pre-washed to eliminate 99

The vintage poster aesthetic elevates this workplace confession to official documentation status

and entirely conversation-worthy

Umium Element T-Shirt | Periodic Table of Confusion Size:L rathskellerDescription Finally, science has identified the element responsible for awkward silences, lost train of thought, and the universal human condition of walking into a room and immediately forgetting why: Umium (Um). Our exclusive "Element of Confusion" t shirt immortalizes this groundbreaking discovery in the familiar format of the periodic table. Set against a vibrant red background reminiscent of emergency situations (appropriate, given how many