Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt holyoke Bowling averages are way up

Bowling averages are way up

That finger-to-temple pose radiates the fraudulent authority of a man who fails upward professionally

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

Plato never had claws

rendered with visible dot patterning and a weathered screen-print texture

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt holyoke Bowling averages are way upCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads