Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Mug and somehow far more threatening

and somehow far more threatening because of how polite it is

• Front pouch pocket

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Don't Ask Me How I Wipe Mug and somehow far more threateningBefore the coffee kicks in there are questions nobody should ask. This black coffee mug is built for cold mornings, campfire breakfasts, and men who believe paper towels count as emergency preparedness. Across the side, in bold lettering that immediately changes the tone of any peaceful morning, it says: DONT ASK ME HOW I WIPE, BECAUSE I DONT. Strong message. Stronger coffee. Whether youre standing in the woods holding a dented thermos, sitting in a