The Pine Tree Playgirl | Retro Christmas Trees Women's Suit Pants 2025remove Nothing says you're an alpha

Nothing says you're an alpha more than these wolf Ball Hammock® pouch underwear

Put on these green

If you aren't roasting your nuts on an open fire and enjoying a scotch filled holiday

ladies and gents

Stuff a few extras in one of the five pockets of these overalls

The Pine Tree Playgirl | Retro Christmas Trees Women's Suit Pants 2025remove Nothing says you're an alphaAny one of the beautiful pines on these women's suit pants would make the perfect Christmas tree. But dont try to actually cut one down. This is just a piece of clothing on your body, and taking a chainsaw to one of these festive pines could do some real damage.