The Stuffed Animal | Teddy Bear Modal Boyshort Underwear upsell-ignore *These should be paired with

*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results

the shorts won’t fit properly if all your body parts are scrambled around

Most people won't have the cojones to pull these off

With a little dab of USA and a whole lot of denim

This pair of boyshort undies are a reminder that life can always get weirder

The Stuffed Animal | Teddy Bear Modal Boyshort Underwear upsell-ignore *These should be paired withNot sure why anyone would buy their lover a regular teddy bear on Valentine's Day when you could get them this pair of underwear. It's both cute and evocative of your late night activities on February 14th and anytime they wear this pair of boyshort undies.