The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane SleepDeep™ Women’s Long Sleeve Pajama Set RMA-exchange-newsize-only Always remember: just whine if

Always remember: just whine if there's not enough wine in your glass and the wine fairies will bless you with a refilled glass

The ball pouch effect of these dusty blue boxer briefs could make Michelangelo's David look like Ron Jeremy

people lose their minds over it

Pick-Up Line #15:

Just kidding about the last part

The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane SleepDeep™ Women’s Long Sleeve Pajama Set RMA-exchange-newsize-only Always remember: just whine ifThey're called candy canes because they are really used as canes at the North Pole. Trust me, I saw it in a vision one time when I was on a lot of hallucinogens. Some elves also have 3 eyes but that's beside the point.