I'm a Peacock You Gotta Let Me Fly - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Blue-footed boobies got named by

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

Putting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo

Bigfoot picking up seasonal work as Santa is honestly a lateral move between two jobs that require people to believe in you despite zero evidence

Sho'nuff doesn't ask who the master is because he wants an answer

Wavy distressed white text reads "SMOKE RIBS" with letterforms dissolving into curling smoke lines

I'm a Peacock You Gotta Let Me Fly - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Blue-footed boobies got named byPeacocks can't actually fly worth a damn, which makes Hoitz picking one as his spirit animal the most accidentally honest thing he's ever said. Unearned confidence has never sounded so majestic. Inspired by The Other Guys. The Details: Dark blue retro serif text in a curved layout reads "I'm a Peacock, You Gotta Let Me Fly!" arranged around a vintage style illustrated peacock in profile facing right. The bird has a dark blue body, teal neck, golden